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HomePage web publishing
Post movies and photos on the web
of yourself being mugged for your
ipod because of the stoopid white
buds you have dangling from your ears.
In just a few kicks, the ipod will
be in the possesion of a criminal
and you will probably have a limp.
Virus protection*
Being a Mac user you don't have to
worry about the latest viruses that
are affecting pc users, as your Mac
already came loaded with the latest
"trendy" virus that is OSX.
Automatic file
backup
Use powerful Backup software from Apple
to schedule backups of all your wallpapers,
and anything else that might be important,
like your chat logs with the 14 year old
Filipino girl who is really an FBI agent
who wants to eat your soul.
iDisk online
storage and file sharing
Share illegal music files with other
internet users. Try sharing some Metallica
or maybe êmïñêm's
latest "I'm a poor gangster wannabe
whiteboy" song which probably
sounds the same as all the other songs
he has made, with his good buddy Dr
Dre. Booya
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.Mac
Mail
You too can be a Mac Daddy. Send e-mails
to all the brothers in yo' crib.
Address Book
and Bookmarks
Being a Mac user, you will obviously
have lots of (imaginary) friends. Most
of them will probably be still in school
and not allowed on the "World Wide
Web" until they have done their
homework.
iSync therefore
I Spam
Store all the spam messages you will
receive just for being a Mac user on
your ipod, so that you can show all
your buddies how many hate messages
you have received.
Coming soon, IR dongle for ipod so you
can trade your hatemail with other imac
users via your ipod - just like Top
Trumps.
Compare obscenities, bitter hatred,
death threats and many more cool stats.
.Mac
exclusives
Enjoy exclusive member perks like being stabbed
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